I missed this whole celebrity nude photo release that included Justin Verlander due to my being away on vacation. They could have taken the advice of a fake PSA from The Office.
Never, ever, ever, tape yourself having sex. You think you’re gonna erase it, you say you’re gonna erase it, but you’re not gonna erase it. And someone’s gonna find it. It’s just the worst, worst idea you could do. Never, EVER, tape yourself having sex. I can’t stress this enough.
The same goes for nude photos.
Or, go back to paper photography and keep control of the negatives. And every copy. Hmm, my enlarger might come in handy again.
Almost like they expected it would be released at some point seeing as they were protecting their private parts like they were.