Stephen Strasburg strikes out the first two Indians he faces, both swinging. Crowe chased a pitch at his helmet, Choo one inside. Carlos Santana flew to left to end Baseball Jesus’s strikeout streak at nine in a row. There’s no score in the Washington/Cleveland game after one.

Update: Since I missed Carlos Santana getting called up while I was away, I’ll designate him as today’s evil player, since he needs to change his evil ways, baby.