December 09, 2005
Soul Searching
U.S.S. Mariner notices that Carl Everett is soul searching over whether to sign with Seattle:
Hey! Carl!
It’s horrible here. We’re all heathen gay paleontologists. Millions of us. Stay away.
Wasn't Carl also quoted as suggesting that noone can prove that the earth is round? My friends and I refer to him as "Flat-Earth Carl."
no dinosaurs in seattle except Jamey Moyer
