Robot ballplayers: you just know this is the ultimate end towards which sabermetricians are tirelessly working. The impossible dream!

Microprocessor speed never slumps, after all.

Ahahaha...dammit, I posted before even clicking on the article. Turns out that Deadspin beat me to my own joke, pretty much.

thats a nice compact swing.

LOL, thats pretty funny do u c how the bat dips. On the bright side no one would no how to play him in the field hes so unpredictable........

A scrappy little player...

I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

That robot is such a clutch hitter, he knows when he needs to step up and produce, he's all heart.