New York Magazine profiles David Wright and wonders if he's a little too perfect. I just want his video room:

When asked a question almost mandatory for wealthy, modern athletes--how many flat-screens do you have?--Wright uses both hands to count. "A lot," he says, unable to remember exactly. "I was at the ESPN Zone--you know it? In Times Square? Anyway, I based my media room on how they do their TVs. I've got five in there so I can watch every football game."

If his baseball career falls apart, he can always open a sports bar in his apartment!