Andrelton Simmons goes on the disabled list due to a sprained ankle (video at the link):

Gold Glove, All Star caliber, amazing defenseman, and nearly impossible to strike out – Andrelton Simmons has sprained his ankle. Did he do it stealing home? No. Did he do it jumping over Cozart at third to make a play? No. Did he do it after running into Justin Upton and trying to catch one of his balls? No. He did it on the dugout steps. Ugh.

This is something I would do. A couple of weeks ago I ran into an old friend from ESPN and we ended up discussing how we injure ourselves sleeping. I hope Simmons heals quickly, but it’s nice to know that world class athletes something injure themselves in unusual ways.