April 1, 2009

Unique Opportunity

With Mount Redoubt erupting as the start of the baseball season approaches, Alaska found a way to combine the two events to add some money to the state coffers:

Mt. Redoubt prepares itself for human sacrifice.  Photo: James Isaak.

Mt. Redoubt prepares itself for human sacrifice. Photo: James Isaak.

For a fee of $100,000, you can make a human sacrifice that may result in your team winning the World Series. The volcano will judge which sacrifice is best, and use the awesome power of plate tectonics to cause this team’s opponents to suffer from bad hops at critical moments of games, ensuring victory.

Fans of the Chicago Cubs are busy gathering up virgins.

5 thoughts on “Unique Opportunity

  1. rbj

    There are virgins left?

    As a Yankees fan, I’d happily sacrifice the entire Boston Red Sox and Tampa Bay (Devil) Rays teams.

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  3. fenwaySection31

    …if we throw the Yankee team into the volcano, would the volcano choke?

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