Like so many people, I’m trying ChatGPT. I challenged it like this:
Write a poem in the style of Sylvia Plath describing the value of MLB free agents.
Here is the poem it produced:
The value of free agents, oh how they shine Like diamonds on the diamond, they are divine Their worth cannot be measured in mere dollars and cents For they bring excitement and joy to the game's events With each swing of the bat and throw of the ball They thrill us and captivate us, one and all Their talents on the field are truly a sight to behold As they chase their dreams and make their stories unfold But their value goes beyond the wins and the losses For they are the lifeblood of the game, its very pulse Their contracts may be rich, but they earn every penny With the blood, sweat, and tears they pour into their game, so many So let us celebrate the free agents of MLB For they are the ones who make the game worth watching, you see Their value is immeasurable, their worth is incalculable For they are the heart and soul of America's favorite pastime, baseball.
I guess the AI does not see them as overpaid. Even if you ask it to take that stance, ball players come out pretty well:
If Paul McCartney wrote a song about MLB free agents being overpaid, how would it go?
Verse 1: Money can't buy me love, or so they say But in MLB, it seems to be the only way To land the top free agents and make a splash Teams will pay whatever it takes, with cash Chorus: Free agents, oh free agents, how much is too much to pay? When it comes to baseball, the price just seems to sway From one outrageous contract to the next Do they really deserve it, or is it just baseless excess? Verse 2: With each new deal, fans and critics alike Cry out that the players are overpaid, it's not right But the owners and GMs just keep on shelling out For the best of the best, there's no doubt Chorus: Free agents, oh free agents, how much is too much to pay? When it comes to baseball, the price just seems to sway From one outrageous contract to the next Do they really deserve it, or is it just baseless excess? Bridge: But in the end, it's all about the love of the game And the players who bring it to life, who make it their aim To entertain and thrill us, to make us cheer and clap For the free agents of MLB, the overpaid and the underpaid, the best and the worst, it's all part of the game's allure and its magic. Chorus: Free agents, oh free agents, how much is too much to pay? When it comes to baseball, the price just seems to sway From one outrageous contract to the next Do they really deserve it, or is it just baseless excess?
Pretty cool.