Yahoo! has a story titled, “10 names you should know before the 2016 MLB Draft“. In general, I don’t care that much about the draft, I care more about who is currently in the majors. I thought it would be good to become familiar with the top players on the draft lists, and discovered the title might have meant something else. These players have great names!

Consider:

• A.J. Puk
• Mickey Moniak
• Delvin Perez
• Riley Pint
• Bo Bichette
• Preston Palmeiro
• Kyle Funkhouser

I want all these names in the majors as soon as possible! Bichette and Palmeiro are sons on former major leaguers Dante Bichette and Rafael Palmeiro.

Coverage of the draft starts at 6 PM EDT on MLB Network.