The Evil Player program chooses Hoby Milner as today’s epitome of dark side. The evil spawn of Hobey Baker and Martin Milner grew up left-handed and decided to become a pitcher. He tortured his teammates by getting constantly whacked by home runs. He allowed 18 long balls in just 77 1/3 innings, good for a .503 slugging percentage allowed. Half of those came with men on base, including two grand slams. Thirty three of the forty five runs he allowed were driven in by home runs.