Elena Gustines comes up with a way for the Mets to cut expenses:

After the Mets scored only 10 runs over 7 games and were shut out three times in five games, could we soon see a news release along these lines from the team’s front office?

Mets Decide Coaches Are Expendable

The Mets announced that they were cutting costs by laying off their first-base coach, Luis Alicea, and their third-base coach, Razor Shines.

Heh.