Dan Guando was turned the counter and sent his congratulations:
I was #400,000, it appears!
Congratulations on the milestone! I read your site everyday, and think you are one of the most sound and informed analysts writing today. I look forward to seeing you hit the One Million mark!
Thanks very much, Dan!
Hey Danny, congratulations. Now that you no longer can play the terrible sport that is Wiffleball, you’ve found an entirely new way to waste your terrible, terrible life. This site is for fat losers and baseball sucks forever. Go vegan.
Sincerely,
Kiel, a smart Yale student who is better than all of you, and will be your boss one day, because Yale rules and you all suck.