Viva El Birdos looks into Albert Pujols’s thoughts:

what on earth do you think albert is thinking as he looks around the infield and sees Pedro Feliz at third, Felipe Lopez at short, and Aaron Miles at second? “i have arrived in the eighth circle of hell” [except in spanish]?

i guarantee that it is not: “i should sign a below-market value contract for the next eight or so years so that i can ensure that this continues to happen to me.” [except in spanish]

Maybe the Cardinals can convince him it’s just purgatory.