It was reported that there are secret talks between the Mets and Jose Reyes. Reyes’s agent says there are no secret talks. Of course, if there were secret talks, that is what we would expect the agent to say. Of course, if he said, “No comment,” that would also indicate secret talks were underway. Maybe if he said, “Yeah, sure, secret talks are underway,” while giving us a wink we would know that secret talks were not under way. Where are Mulder and Scully when you need them!