Lenny Dykstra is turning into King Lear. In that play, every time you think things can’t get worse for the king, something worse happens. Nails is getting nailed on another charge:

Dykstra is accused of finding victims by placing online ads seeking personal assistants or housekeepers. He allegedly exposed himself to women who responded to the ads on several occasions between 2009 and 2011 after telling them that the position requires them to give him a massage.

Wow.